Yewwww! Spring time! Weather is warming up, which means - beach 🏖️, Barbies, beers and buddies. Some of my best memories are from the warmer months of the year. But this ain't what I am writing about today. No fun shit. Unless you, like me, find cruising on a tractor slashing, seeding, spraying and fertilising a form of fucking mediation. I mean really, I am a parent, anything that gets me on my own is legitimately cherished, and savagely protected. So me and Ol' Yella get some quality time this time of year. Now, I know that my blog is "Utterly Unqualified", but for once, I actually have formal qualifications in something I am going to blather on about. Nothing huge, but I did actually receive an education in this. Did a school based traineeship in Agriculture - Specialising in Horse Breeding. And I started a Bachelor in Agricultural Science at the University of Queensland, but life fucking happened, so I never finished my degree. So here we are, somet...
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